A professor drove into a Petrol Station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.
Professor: Guy, abeg, give me full tank.
Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin, I only speak English.
– Professor: Ok! Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile.
Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
-Fuel Attendant: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan buy?
lol!